The THRILLER Tales- The Goal Reaper

THE GOAL REAPER

 Aki and I are playing NHL13' game on PS3, she plays as Vancouver Canucks and I play as Boston Bruins, 2nd period and I'm winning 8-3 while Sarah, Hinata and Michael watches on. I got Milan Lucic to take possesion of the puck going to make a slap shot...

 "Hey guys!" that was Erica shouting, my shot got screwed up and Aki uses Ryan Kesler to steal the puck, passes to Daniel Sedin and scores 8-4.

 "Crap!" I shouted,

 "Yah! I'm gonna catch up on ya Joe!" Aki cheered,

 "Dammit Erica! You distracted my shot and Aki scored on me!" I scolded,

 "Sorry, but look at the headlines from 'The Enterprise'." Erica said,

 "Let me see." Sarah said as she reads,

 "Mysterious Goal Reaper Strikes: A mysterious killer Goal Reaper, a moniker to Jason Voorhees of one of the greatest the horror films is all too real and has struck town at night killing dozens of people although no bodies were found, but it is believed that he strikes with a blood stained hockey stick killing people and either hides those unfound bodies by burying, sinking or or burning them... Oh my god!" Sarah gasped in shock,

 "Sounds like the Goal Reaper is bad news to this town. I say we hunt him down and take him down before he goes on another killing spree." I said,

 "I'm in favour." Aki said,

 "Count me out." Sarah said,

 "Why not?" Erica asked,

 "I'm taking the babies to Monica and Terri's, but if you wanna hunt down the Goal Reaper, good luck with that." Sarah said,

 "Oh well suit yourself." Aki said,

 "Don't worry babe, we'll be fine. I'm a fighter." I said.

   Later, Erica, Aki and I were at the edge of town at Medow Creek beach. The sun is setting and we're waiting for the Goal Reaper to show up,

 "Get your weapons ready?" I asked as I got my hockey stick,

 "Check." Aki said showing her bow staff,

 "Check-arooni." Erica said got the wooden baseball bat in her hands,

 "Alright, let's find the Goal Reaper and bash him." I said, then we headed off to the bush and turn on our flashlights,

  We searched around the bush for about half an hour, it's getting cold at night so we put our jackets on and continue our search. Aki looked on one side of the bush and she heard rustling in the bush,

 "What was that?" Aki said to herself, she quietly checked the bush where it was rustling, while Erica and I checked the other bushes and Aki checks closely, then beams the flashlight and something jumped out of the bushes.

 "AAAH!" Aki screams, Erica and I rushed over to Aki,

 "Aki!?" I called,

 "Is it the Goal Reaper!?" Erica called,
 
 "No!" Aki called, it was actually a fawn deer, just as we arrive, the fawn leaps way,

 "What was that?" I asked,

 "It was a deer. A fawn actually that jumped and scared me." Aki said still anxious, then we started laughing about a fawn scaring Aki to death,

 "Hey it's not funny. How would you like it if any animal scares ya?" Aki whines feeling irritated,

 "Sorry, we're sorry, but it's just too funny." Erica laughs, we continue to laugh hysterically until suddenly...

 "BAAAWH!"

 "AAAAH!" we screamed as the Goal Reaper scared us, then I prepare to use my hockey stick,

 "Hey! Fight me you Jason Voorhees impersonation bastard!" I shouted as I did a slashing motion with my stick and the Goal Reaper's hockey stick blocked mine, we struck like we're having a sword fight. The girls were watching us fighting so scared hoping I defeat the Goal Reaper, but as I was about to hit his head with my stick, he used his to butt end me above my eye and I got busted open and K-O'ed.

 "NOOO!" the girls shrieked and they grabbed my hockey stick and ran unable to save me and left their weapons behind as the Goal Reaper pulled me away into the bushes,

 The girls were about 500 feet away from the attack and stopped, they were catching their breaths with tears in their eyes,

 "Joseph is...is...dead!" Aki said,

 "I'll call Sarah." Erica cries as she dials on her cell phone and calls Sarah,

 "Hello?" Sarah said,

 "Sarah. I have bad news..." Erica said,

 "Erica? What's wrong? Is everyone alright?" Sarah asked really worried,

 "No. Joseph is...he's dead!" The Goal Reaper killed him!" Erica cries,

 "...No! My darling! No!" Sarah cried,

 "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry." Erica cries, then Aki grabs the phone,

 "We're gonna avenge him for you...for us." Aki turns from sadness to anger,

 "I'm sorry too for the loss." Aki said and hang up the phone,

 "We're gonna fight the Goal Reaper? That's crazy." Erica asked,

 "I know it's crazy, but he's our friend and our man and no one takes him away from us." Aki said with high determination.

  Later, Erica and Aki continues searching for the Goal Reaper as Erica follows Aki in a very anxious state and Aki looks both ways at anytime the Goal Reaper attack from each side,

 "He'll pop out on our sides. Just keep your guard up." Aki said,

 "Right." Erica said, then there was rustling on their left,

 "I'm gonna check that side." Aki said as she just checks the left side of the bush and Erica checks right. Aki slashes the bushes found nothing. Erica looked and then...

 "GOTCHA!" the Goal Reaper grabs Erica,

 "AAAH!" Erica screams, then Aki charges, then trips over a tree stomp,

 "I'll get you my pretty and your little friend too." the Goal Reaper said,

 "What? This isn't 'The Wizrd of Oz' you idiot." Aki said sarcastically,

 "Really? I thought I just nailed that quote. I guess I got that wrong." Goal Reaper said,

 "Damn right you creep!" Aki said as she swings my hockey stick, but the Goal Reaper grabs the stick, tossed Erica away and grabs Aki. The Goal Reaper even started to fondle one of Aki's breasts,

 "Oh! Don't touch my breast you...Ah! Creep." Aki moans,

 "Let her go you perverted beast!" Erica shouted as she grabs my hockey stick, but it was too late, the Goal Reaper were gone as Aki screams,

 "AAAAAH!"

 "No! Aki! Damn you Goal Reaper!" Erica shouted and went down to her knees in anger,

 "I'm gonna kill him." Erica muttered and then shouted as loud,

 "I'M GONNA KILL YOU! YOU HEAR ME GOAL REAPER!? I'LL KILL YOU!!!"

 Erica painted war marks on her cheeks from the mud,

 "This means war." Erica said to herself, she continues searching for the Goal Reaper and uses my hockey stick as a machete to cut through the bushes,

 "I'll find you, you bastard." Erica thought to herself,

 "You looking for me? it was the Goal Reaper,

 "You! I'm gonna kill you!" Erica called out and charges at the Goal Reaper, but the Goal Reaper blocks her with his hockey stick, they fought stick to stick, then he uses the butt end of the stick to bonk and bust open Erica, yet she dodged it and swings the stick hitting him on the side of his head knocking him down,

 "AAH! OW!" the Goal Reaper screams in pain and he's bleeding profusely,

 "Ow! My cut is open again, I need better stitches than that." the Goal Reaper mutters loud,

 "What the heck?" Erica was perplexed and then she pulls off the hockey mask for the Goal Reapers identity and it's...

 "Joseph!?", (da-dada-daaaa, that's right it was me)

 "Yeah. You got me." I said,

 But I thought...you were...I just...what about..." Erica was stuttering,

 "Oh, the part when I was captured, the other Goal Reaper, he's just a stunt double, I created Goal Reaper as a heel character for wrestling and I guess it was a success. Right guys?" then everybody shown themselves, Sarah, Aki, Terri, Monica, Neewa, Paula, Jenna, Hinata, Michael, Su Yung, Tiffany Lee, the stunt double and Leona. They set up camp for a while during the Goal Reaper search.

 "But what about the headline?" Erica asked,

 "It was fake, we contacted 'The Enterprise' to make a gag headline and it's worth every penny." I said,

 "And we called Sarah, that you died and she cries. I heard it all." Erica said,

 "It was all an act Erica. I pretended to cry." Sarah explained,

 "So all of it was just a hoax?" Erica asked,

 "Of course it's a hoax." Aki said,

 "It is Halloween after all." Terri, everybody giggled which now really ticks Erica off,

 "I HATE YOU ALL!" she screams.
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 "The End." Erica said,

 "Well...that was...pretty good." Paula said,

 "Yeah, a really scary one." Jenna said,

 "Yeah I'm surprised." Tiffany Lee said,

 "All thanks to Joseph and his Goal Reaper idea." Erica said,

 "Well, I let her use my heel wrestling character in her own story." I said,

 "Well, you deserve the credit." Terri smiled,

 "...Well why don't you find my story scary at all? You girls are not fair with me." I said with irritation,

 "Aw, don't be like that Joe." Monica said, then hugs me,

 "Maybe a harem will cheer you up. Everyone, strip off your clothes." Tiffany Lee said, just as they were about to strip, Stacey shows up by entering through the door,

 "Wait a minute! Don't start without me!" Stacey calls and jumps onto me and smothers my face to her bosom,

 "What did I just say girls!? No harem!" Sarah scolded, then the girls started bickering,

 "Oh lord help me." I said in desperation, then outside the house, Sundara Lukarm the succubus watches the action from the window and then leaves the yard,

 "Oh well. Too bad I can't be on this special Halloween Thriller Tales. Hopefullt I'll be in it next year on 'The THRILLER Tales II' and Joseph will hopefully get out of that P.Y.T. Girls harem. Sundara concluded.

 "So...HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!"

THE END